Bread Bakers VS Pastry People

I got a request from my friend Marina Sophia Schlesinger. If you have never met her....you really should. She is young,energetic,pretty and has very good taste.
Currently she is over at French Meadow bakery where she cracks the whip while creating wonderful product lines.

This afternoon she requested that I list my observations when it comes to pitting Bread Bakers VS Pastry, and BTW.....any of you can feel free to correct me or add on thoughts of your own.

Pastry People drink wine
Bread Bakers drink from cans with Blue Ribbons on them

Pastry People go to the Opera
Bread Bakers go to the Roller Derby

Pastry People drive cars
Bread Bakers drive trucks

Pastry People think of their art
Bread Bakers think of their paycheck

Pastry People had other options in life
Bread Bakers didn't LOL

Pastry People are intrigued by bread
Bread Bakers are not

Pastry People have large family's
Bread Bakers suffer a obligatory divorce

Pastry People live with cats
Bread Bakers own a dog

Pastry People listen to MPR and watch the BBC
Bread Bakers watch Friday night HBO

Pastry People hate in their minds
Bread Bakers hate with their mouth

Pastry People have tattoo's of roses
Bread Bakers have tattoo's of skulls

Pastry People ride a bicycle
Bread Bakers ride the bus

Pastry People are DFL
Bread Bakers are GOP

Pastry People dare to dream
Bread Bakers live a reoccurring nightmare

Pastry People enjoy Bollywood and IFC
Bread Bakers enjoy the 3 Stooges

Pastry People get yelled at
Bread Bakers get slugged

Pastry People shop at Byerly's and Lund's
Bread Bakers at Cub and Aldi's

Pastry People wear sandals
Bread Bakers wear Red Wing boots

Pastry People got A's and B's
Bread Bakers got D's except for that one A in math

Pastry People read the New York Times
Bread Bakers read the StarTribune

Pastry People get ill
Bread Bakers puke out their mouth and nostrils in unison

Pastry People are New Age
Bread Bakers are Old School

Pastry People Hate Rap Music
Bread Bakers Hate Rap Music

Pastry People talk to Jesus in the light
Bread Bakers talk to the Pope in the dark

OK, you get the Idea. did I get this right Sophia?