Friday, August 3, 2012

Mentally Feeding women (stalking Heidi Klum)

OK Ladies,

I won't lie to you.

I like girls.

Some boys find girls attractive.

Often times we think about them.

But different boys think different things about girls.

Recently I was talking to this guy, and he was telling me some things about that chick who plays Cat Woman.

Is that Ann Hathaway?

He was telling me about how "HOT" she was in her Leather Cat suit.

Don't get me wrong......I saw the film, and she was really pretty.

But sometimes when Sue McGleno isn't around, I secretly think about other woman.

I think about what I would feed them.

The first woman than drove me mad (biologically) as a kid was Sally Field in THE FLYING NUN.

Sweet Jesus od Warsaw, she looked good in that pristine white habit huh?

Then as I got older Doris Day flipped my trigger, a year later I had it bad for Mrs. Cleaver and Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke.

But now days I am a grown man.

Now days, other than Sue McGleno.....there is only one woman for me....

Heidi Klum.

I shouldn't tell you this, but even though I have to wake up for work in mere hours, yep....Klecko scans the internet.

Looking for Heidi Klum Recipes.

What does the worlds favorite German Super Model eat?

Or not.

To my surprise, she actually had many-many recipes.

Most were entry level, and many were on sites that she shared with her Mother.

Ladies (and boys too...I guess).

Wanna know how to stay thin?

Well check out this (Soup?) recipe I found that was attributed to the Klum clan. 

If your mom cooked this, you know you wouldn't touch it right?

Klum Family Soup

1 1/2 lbs ground beef 
1 1/2 lbs ground pork 
 5 large white onions, chopped fine 
2 tablespoons olive oil 
 3 (14 -16 ounce) cans sauerkraut 
2 (6 -8 ounce) cans sliced mushrooms 
5 whole sweet gherkins, chopped rough 
1 (12 ounce) bottle Heinz Chili Sauce (or regular ketchup) 
2 quarts vegetable broth, made from 4 vegetable bouillon cubes salt and pepper heavy cream 
 1 Sauté ground beef and pork and onions with olive oil in a soup pot until brown.
 2 Add sauerkraut and mushrooms (with their liquids) and pickles; stir together with the meat.
 3 Add entire bottle of sauce or ketchup and the vegetable broth. 
4 Simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. 5 Add salt and pepper to taste. 6 Add heavy cream and cook for 1 more minute, then serve.

Can you believe that?

Sweet Virgin Mary....let Klecko have this woman for just one night.

I promise I will cook her something she will never forget.

Alright girls, if you stalk any guys recipes online.....Klecko wants to hear about it.


  1. You just take it to whole new level every day Klecko....Keep it up!

  2. Thank you Sherri, thats what you kids pay me to do.